Every morning, humans across the globe slip into their neoprene unitards and hit the waves in search of the most boisterously, bodacious bevy of barrels. They wait with the patience of the tide itself, but they dare not move. So how do they cope when nature is coaxing their cavern of soggy sea-snakes back to the wild? Simple. A savage Aqua Dump. With Turdcules’ Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir, you’ll smell the exhilaration of catching the most wicked waves without the pressure of the impending tush-turtle invasion.PRODUCT DETAILSTurdcules Turdally Awesome Toilet ElixirSmells like Good Vibes & Wicked WavesReally smells like Satsuma, Mint & Cayenne Pepper100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ BottleSEPTIC-SAFEProudly Made in the USA